The social secretary is a position coveted by many, and performed well by few.
He who controls the social side, controls the mood of the club.
Last year Owen Dyer was about as much use as his adored Arsene Wenger and apparently a plane has been chartered displaying a “crog out” banner to fly over Mayfield during the AGM.
Who will rise from the ashes like a Van Wilder Pheonix from the flames and lead the social calendar back to glory!?
Look no further for a new appointment is on the horizon, working tirelessly in the background (apparently with a great sand guy for a beach party). This club member is hungry for recognition and keen to take on a bigger role at the club and is really looking forward to working in close proximity to Homer.
We should salute this brave young buck. Let’s see who it is at the AGM.